WHAT YOU WILL NEED:

1 cork (at least), some matches or lighter, copious amounts of scullable liquids, numerous party animals.

TERMINOLOGY:

an IBBLE-DIBBLE is a player wanting to get drunk,

a DIBBLE-IBBLE is a mark made on the player using a blackened cork.

SETUP: Give everyone at least 1 drink and give the people around the table a number, i.e. go clockwise and assign 1,2,3,4 etc. Char one end of the cork by lighting it, letting it burn and blowing it out. start the game.

PLAY:

Play continues by the player who is called, naming himself ("number 3

ibble-dibble" identifying how many marks he has ("with 6 dibble-ibbles")

then calling another player and identifying the number of marks they have.

("calling number 7 ibble-dibble wit no dibble-ibbles"). Any mistakes or

pausing requires the player to scull and try again, they aren't allowed to

count the marks or anything. The player who makes a mistake also a

dibble-ibble put on him by one of the other players.

i.e. a game might go something like:

1 says: "This is number 1 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles calling

number 5

ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles"

5 says: "This is number 5 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles calling

number 6 ibble-dibble with <PAUSE> no dibble-ibbles"

everyone says "NO WAY you paused.." etc and someone makes a mark on his

face. (usually marks are spots on cheeks etc, but as the game progresses,

people get eyes blacked out, groucho mustaches, horns, beards etc)

5 has to scull, and pours another drink and says: "This is number 5 ibble-

dibble with 1 dibble-ibble calling number 7 ibble-dibble with no

dibble-ibbles"

7 says: "This is number 7 ibble-dibble with no dibble-ibbles calling

number 5 ibble-dibble with NO, OOPS ONE AAAH SH*T" gets a mark, has to

scull, and game continues.

FINISHING THE GAME:

You finish once you get really pissed and want to go out and party. Then you go out without washing the marks off and everyone at the clubs you go to wonders what these idiots who just walked in have been doing.