You might be a Techno-Pagan if...
If your athame has a SCSI interface...
If your OBE's begin with a netsplit...
If your priest robes conceal a pocket protector...
If you calculate the phases of the moon with Windows
'95...If your altar has a keyboard...
If your Yule ritual involves defragmentation...
If your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq. mi. area...
If your Book of Shadows has a 6-digit version
number...If you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN,
LKI, THR)...If you do cord magick with ethernet...
If you ritually down your server for Samhain...
If your altar cloth is a mouse pad...
If, when your quarter candles burn out, the UPS kicks
in...If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4
disks...If casting the circle changes an (int) to a (float)...
If your screen-saver signals when your meditation
period is over...If your Beltane ritual includes more than one news
group...If passing the cakes and ale entails using a /me
command...If your search for truth involves regular
expressions...If your familiar is a mouse...
If you draw down the moon using a light-pen...
If your cone of power has a surge suppressor...
If your tarot cards multi-task...
If your daemons collect news for you...
If your crystal ball has a horizontal-hold control...
If you refer to solitary practice as a stand alone...
If you tap into the collective unconscious using
Netscape...If your favorite deity has a homepage...
If the address of your covenstead begins with http://...
If your circle is a token ring...
You just might be a Techno-Pagan!