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Measuring up to South Florida: the McCormick-Mulcahy-Schiano Path to Glory
Newspapers reported that this individual, one NATE ROBINSON,
was unable to achieve the ludicrously low 820 SAT score He is expected to benefit immensely from the McCormick Magic
program that permits even "student athletes" in the
bottom 14% of the nation academically to pursue a Rutgers education
with UNQUESTIONED INTEGRITY. As a response to sceptics who argue
that "students" with scores in the 800 range have no
business whatever being in college, president McCormick has directed
his office to compile a complete list of Rutgers courses Applicantswith 800 SAT scores who do not play a sport, but who would like to be given equal consideration in the admissions process so as to attend Rutgers to pursue a curriculum identical to that of NATE ROBINSON should e-mail the Equal Treatment in Admissions Office. Mention "Nate Robinson" in the subject line. For an account of why individuals like Nate Robinson are being exploited in the name of a cynical and rapacious commercialism, and why some faculty members are not ashamed about being complicit , click here on Academic Oversight Committee.
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needed to play for
the University of Miami. The same newspapers reported that he
was, however, more than able to satisfy Rutgers admission standards.
that may be successfully
passed by entering students with 4th grade reading comprehension.
Journalists and others interested in obtaining the list may e-mail