Telling Shaggy-Dog Stories By G. L. (GENE LYONS) [ General praise of Charles Portis, Transcribed by Alex T. Moore from Newsweek (September 30, 1985), for non-commercial use on The Unofficial Charles Portis Website (http://charlesportis.cjb.net). ] Just when a critic thinks he has a handle on Southern writing, along comes someone like Charles Portis. Not only does the 51-year-old Little Rock author bear little resemblance to any other writer of the region; none of his previous books -- "Norwood," "True Grit" and "The Dog of The South" -- have much in common either. Now comes "Masters of Atlantis," by far the oddest of Portis's peculiarly and terribly funny novels. "Masters of Atlantis" is about as "Southern" as the Cone of Fate, the Night of Figs, the Codex Pappus and the other loony rites of the fictive Gnomon Society that animate its characters. "Masters of Atlantis" revolves around the efforts of one Lamar Jimmerson to propagate gnomonism in America after falling under its hermetical spell in Europe during World War I. Like all Portis characters, Jimmerson is a harmless, lone demento,just as all Portis plots save one -- "True Grit" -- have shaggy-dog aspects. "Anything I set out to do," Portis says, "degenerates pretty quickly into farce. I can't seem to control that." "Masters of Atlantis" reads like a Monty Python tale as told to Mark Twain -- though Portis's deadpan delivery is less immediately engaging than in his 1979 novel, "The Dog of the South." Everybody in Arkansas who reads anything besides the newspapers and the Bible has read Portis, who quit his job as a London reporter for The New York Herald Tribune in 1964 to try his hand at fiction. Yet very few people at the Little Rock taverns where he enjoys the occasional late- afternoon libation recognize one of America's finest comic writers. A bachelor, Portis is a famous raconteur among his circle of old friends but shuns publicity and refuses to be cast in the role of the artist as seer. It was only after a friend's car was robbed, he reports with typically self deprecating humor, that he realized the true value of his work. "They took everything," Portis says. "Old envelopes, a broken screwdriver. . . but they didn't touch 'The Dog of the South.' They were probably right. If they hadn't heard of it, what were the chances it was any good?"